- Six Word Story (via puppetscat)
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.
hoW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
- (via iv-ogue)
- (via forever-and-alwayss)
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
I’m really afraid you’re going to change and get so wrapped up in your new life that you’re going to forget about me. And what’s worse is I’ll still love you and I won’t know how to change it