ive stolen this line and used it so many times
get your head in the game
21 Dogs That Forgot How to Dog
Lazy record store employee
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*
wait do girls really do this?
As much as we can
Y’all are the devil
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH
Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference